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The people who wrote the song are listed in the parenthetheses. There is also a short explanation for each one.
These are the lyrics for each song on the album as of September 23, 2015.



TRACK 1: Chicken Patty (Ian, Max, Grayson) - The inspiration for the band. We came up with this one day.
Chicken, chicken, chicken patty.

TRACK 2: Doctor Chicken *INCOMPLETE* (Max, Ian) - Just goofiness. 
There I was in the waiting room 
/ to see my doctor named Doctor Broom 
/ the nurse called out my name "I-Dog!" 
/ and to my surprise the doctor was a chicken! 
/ *CHOROUS* (doctor chicken x1000) Doctor Chicken, Doctor Chicken, he's got the answer to any question you is 
hitchin

TRACK 3: Chicken Fingers (Max, special guest Korey) - More goofiness. 

*chant* Fingers of the chicken! x1000 
/ I... want some chicken! 
/ But I don't want chicken patties! 
/ I... NEED some chicken! 
/ I want chicken fingers! 
/ *CHOURUS* Chicken fingers wi-hill save your soul! 
/ And if they don't you're probably in a hole! 
/ The pure essance of chicken fingers is gold! 
/ Chicken fingers aarre goooooooooood! 
/ *softer now* Give me good chicken, won't you good sir? 
/ When it comes to chicken I become very concerned 
/ You have no idea what chicken means to me, to me 
/ I love chicken so much but now I gotta peee (cause I drank too much lemonade!) 
/ *Chant again* My chickens... have fingers! 
/ They are finger lickin' good! 
/ Finger lickin' chicken I prepare in the kitchen 
/ I like them... 
/ Chicken puking on my carpet!

TRACK 4: A Chicken In My Mind (Max) - When you read these lyrics, the question that's sure to pop up in your
mind is, "What does this mean?" And the answer - nothing, absolutely nothing.

It's been so long since I've met myself 
/ Maybe I'm just sittin on a higher shelf 
/ it's been so hard, I'm goin blind 
/ Cause there's a chicken... (silence) *harmonize* in my miiiiiiiiiiiiiind 
/ Callin my name 
/ asking where did you go wroooooong? 
/ It's been so long (since I've had a decent chicken meal) *aaa meeeaaaaalll*

Track 5: Bomb Threat Chicken (Max) - The climax of the album. A raw, gritty punk rock song. Gettin' real edgy here.
Well I'm a bomb threat chicken I'm gonna blow your crap up 
/ What is down must go up 
/ You're always giving me the same ol' stuff 
/ Well I'm a bomb threat chicken and I've had enough 
/ You'll just be walkin down the street 
/ Talkin to everyone ya meet 
/ I really hope your life's complete 
/ cause I'm about to cook your meat 
/ Well I'm a bomb threat chicken havin some fun 
/ Better duck and cover cause here it comes 
/ I suggest you leave the room 
/ Cause it is about to go boom

TRACK 6: The Last Chicken (N/A) - No lyrics for this song exist yet. They will soon enough, so stay tuned!